I designed this all. I just put it together with the WONDERFUL CafePress website
Southwick said he'd almost want one if it wasnt for the fact it's...girly. And he has a different production company than me, so that would just, not work.
Like I said, I doubt anyone would want one but hey, you never know.
If you DO want to buy one, I have some on cafepress here [link]
I'm sorry they're not the cheapest things on the planet
I wouldn't sell them for over half of the price that they are, but cafepress chooses the base price..